OK So We’re Not Nirvana but Let’s Pretend
God Is Calling You to Change History, Possibly by Starting a Band and Singing Songs about History-Changers
Listen, I Have a Daughter and I Know She’s Only Five but One Day I Will Entrust Her to You, a Young Man I’ve Never Met
Yeah I Heard You the First Hundred Times You Said You Weren’t Interested in Jesus but Hear Me Out
Honestly the Rest of Us Have No Idea What K-Max Was Saying in that Last Verse
So I Heard This Funny Story that Disproves Evolution
Yes I Realize Scooby-Doo is a Great Dane and Can’t Technically Be Saved but What If
Oh the Sex We Will Have After Marriage
Hi We’re from Australia Here’s a Song about the Circus
This Song Is about a Spaceship but the Spaceship is Just a Metaphor as I Will Soon Reveal
Put on Your Scuba Gear, Saddle Your Horses, Climb in Your Submarine, Go on Safari
Here Is a Disco Song, Just an Ordinary Disco Song, We’re All Fine
You Won’t Believe This Crazy Guy I Met on the Corner, He Was Nuts and This Is What He Said
No Idea What Heaven Is Like but I Guarantee There Will Be Football
Sketches By Boze 
Omg Boze I’m crying. This is the best thing.
This is amazing. But what song is “Oh the Sex We Will Have After Marriage?” That describes so many Christian songs. :’D
Ah, I realize that this could describe many songs was the point. Haha! 😀
I was wondering if it was Rebecca St. James’s “Wait For Me”. Or it could be an entire genre all by itself, really.
Yes!!!! Love it!!
Memories of my 90s youth ministry work flashed before my eyes, Boze.
Amazing. My dad worked for Sparrow Records from 1984-2007 and he definitely has gold records for some of these.
I completely missed out on CCM 90’s by being in a cult, but I’m not so sure I really missed anything here after all.